talk dirty to me
Try to say nothing negative about anybody for three days, for forty-five days, for three months. See what happens to your life.
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
i hope you fall in love with someone who makes you question why you ever thought you would be better off alone
Someone doesn’t like you? Fuck it. Having a bad day? Fuck it. Didn’t get that job, or that grade, or that promotion you wanted? Fuck it. Fighting with your lover? Fuck it. Feel fat today? Fuck it. Losing control of everything and everyone? Fuck it. What matters now won’t matter soon; the truly important thing is that you are alive, and that you have the capacity to do absolutely anything with this beautiful, crazy coincidence of being on this earth. Just stick your middle fingers in the air and think, ‘Damn, I have it good.’
Also a good one